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Another Nike rant.
Nike Hates Women.
Or they just hate me.
So, I've pretty much gotten fed up with Nike Dunk SB sneakers.
Here are some of the reason's why.
Avengers.
The first Nike Dunk that I fell in love with. Look at them. Aren't they beautiful?
TO DAMN BAD I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE THEM!
Super rare in my size which is.....Size 6.
Apparently Nike doesn't like to make a lot of shoes in this size. Wouldn't want, you know, women wearing them.
So whatever I can deal with that.
But then there is this.
Send Helps.
Feast your eyes on their glory.
You can have them.
For about $250-$300 A PAIR.
But you know what, okay, I can still deal with it.
Until these babies.
MONEY CAT MIDS.
The first Dunks that I was falling over myself to get. I went to two Fairmonts and called a third.
They *HAD* them
Guess what.
STUPID SHANE ONLY HAD LIKE TWO IN MY SIZE AND SOLD THEM.
{I hate him.}
(Yes I know this isn't Nike's fault but I'm blaming it on them, because, I cannot even find these puppies online in my size. Bastards. Again- NIKE IS A WOMAN HATER.)
It doesn't help that Lego has these shoes, my holy grail of sneakers, in his damn closet with the extra laces still attached. He's never worn them but he does like to take them down and look at them. And show them to me.
So, I'm already sure than Nike hates women. I mean, what the hell man? But this absolutely proves it.
I was ready to give up on Dunks forever when THESE came out.
But guess what this time?
Their "quickstrikes" and ARE NOT EVEN MADE SMALLER THAN A SIZE 8.
{[(NIKE HATES WOMEN)]}
{[(NIKE HATES WOMEN)]}
{[(NIKE HATES WOMEN)]}
***
Oh, there were also these, which I might have had a slim to none chance of getting if........
Lego had decided to tell me that they came out BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT.
(Again not exactly Nike's fault, but Im still blaming them).
It wouldn't be so hard to get a pair if they MADE MORE IN MY SIZE.
But.
NIKE HATES WOMEN.
And therefore.
I hate Nike.
Nike Hates Women.
Or they just hate me.
So, I've pretty much gotten fed up with Nike Dunk SB sneakers.
Here are some of the reason's why.
Avengers.
The first Nike Dunk that I fell in love with. Look at them. Aren't they beautiful?
TO DAMN BAD I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE THEM!
Super rare in my size which is.....Size 6.
Apparently Nike doesn't like to make a lot of shoes in this size. Wouldn't want, you know, women wearing them.
So whatever I can deal with that.
But then there is this.
Send Helps.
Feast your eyes on their glory.
You can have them.
For about $250-$300 A PAIR.
But you know what, okay, I can still deal with it.
Until these babies.
MONEY CAT MIDS.
The first Dunks that I was falling over myself to get. I went to two Fairmonts and called a third.
They *HAD* them
Guess what.
STUPID SHANE ONLY HAD LIKE TWO IN MY SIZE AND SOLD THEM.
{I hate him.}
(Yes I know this isn't Nike's fault but I'm blaming it on them, because, I cannot even find these puppies online in my size. Bastards. Again- NIKE IS A WOMAN HATER.)
It doesn't help that Lego has these shoes, my holy grail of sneakers, in his damn closet with the extra laces still attached. He's never worn them but he does like to take them down and look at them. And show them to me.
So, I'm already sure than Nike hates women. I mean, what the hell man? But this absolutely proves it.
I was ready to give up on Dunks forever when THESE came out.
But guess what this time?
Their "quickstrikes" and ARE NOT EVEN MADE SMALLER THAN A SIZE 8.
{[(NIKE HATES WOMEN)]}
{[(NIKE HATES WOMEN)]}
{[(NIKE HATES WOMEN)]}
***
Oh, there were also these, which I might have had a slim to none chance of getting if........
Lego had decided to tell me that they came out BEFORE THEY SOLD OUT.
(Again not exactly Nike's fault, but Im still blaming them).
It wouldn't be so hard to get a pair if they MADE MORE IN MY SIZE.
But.
NIKE HATES WOMEN.
And therefore.
I hate Nike.
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